Archive for Januar, 2013

Mercedes Citi

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Shazza get a neu job in Sturgat, ela sta directora du Staatsgalerie, la Stato Galerie, la maxi mega museu du “land” (provinse) Baden-Württemberg, vo la shuabis liv. Ale jurnales scriv abaut lu. Ela muss change haus tu Sturgat, et i go con ela, pro ela senti non alon (e fale non in temtacion).

Tu Shuaba? El amigis is shoket e sei nas su condolenses. (weiterlesen …)

Mercedes City

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Shazza gets a new job, in the citty of Sturgat (the local name of Stuttgart). She becomes the new director of the Staatsgalerie, the State Galery, the biggest museum in the ‘Land’ Baden-Württemberg, in Southwest Deutshland. It is the cappital of the shuabis (suabians – actualy ‘schwaben’, but we havnt got to the letter W yet). She has to move house to Sturgat, and i go with her, so that she dusnt feel alone (and falls in temptation).

To Shuaba? The frends ar horrified and tel us thare condolences. (weiterlesen …)

Mudansa de ares

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A Shazza ganha um novo emprego em Stuttgart, ela vira diretora da Staatsgalerie, a galeria estadual, o maior museu do Land (stado) de Baden-Württemberg, que é o stado dos suábios. Todos jornal screvem a respeito. Ela tem ke mudar pra Sturgat (Stuttgart no dialeto local), e pra ke ela nao se sinta sozinha (e nao caia em tentassao), eu vou com ela.

Pra Suábia??? Os amigos tao chocados e nos dao os pêsames. (weiterlesen …)

Maultäschleländle

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Shazza bekommt a jobb in Stuttgart, sie wird direktorin der Statsgalerie, angeblich das gröszte museum in Baden-Württemberg. Älle zeitungen schreiben darüber. Sie muss nach Stuttgart zia, und damit sie sich nicht einsam fühlt (und nicht auf dumme gedanka kommt), zia ich mit ihr.

Nach Schwaben????? Die freunde sind entsetzt und drücken uns ihr herzliches beileid aus. (weiterlesen …)

La China dat is no la China

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Dopo la chinano megalopolis as Shanghai e Hongkong, Taipei faz a mini et aconchegant imprecion, dat is a citi co solo tri milion habitis. Et oni sit no la mega masas du chinano citis. La haibaus is bass, moustlik inter pet e ti etag, meme dat ai some gigantus, pro exemplo la Taipei Sto Un, ki was la maxi haibau du mund inter do mile tris e do mil oit.

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A China ke nao é a China

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Depois das megalópole chinana como Shanghai e Hongkong, Taipei da uma impressao de ser pekena e trancuila, ela só tem 3 milhao de abitant. Tamen nao se ve as grands multidoes ke se ve na China propriament dita. Os prédio sao em média mais baxo, tipo 5 ou 10 andar, se bem ke tem uns prédio jigant tamen, por exemplo o Taipei 101, ke foi o edifício mais alto do mundo de 2003 a 2008.

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The China that is not China

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After the huge citties like Shanghai and Hongkong, Taipei makes a rather small and cozy impression, it is just a bit bigger than Chicago. And yu dont see the huge crowds that poppulate the chinano big citties. The bildings ar rather small, with 5 or 10 floors, altho they do hav sum real biggies, like Taipei 101, wich was the hiest skyscraper of the world from 2003 to 2008.

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Schlipswahn

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Nach risen städten wie Shanghai und Hongkong wirkt Taipei eer klein und gemütlich, von der bevölkeru her is die stadt deutlich gröszer als Hamburg aber kleiner als Berlin. Ma sit auch nich die groszen menschimassen, die in den chinano megalopolen anzutreffen sind. Die hochhäuser sind niedrig, meistens zwischen 5 und 10 stockwerken hoch, wobei schon einige richtige oschis da sten, z.b. das Taipei 101, das von 2003 bis 2008 das höchste gebäude der welt war.

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A leben bes Fürer – 5 Man Fuk

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Meme ki la distanse de Shanghai a Shenzhen is preske la same ki de Beijing a Shanghai, la voyage dura no pet ora ma doti fo. Super brevli un tren bala shal go de Beijing a la sud. In Shenzhen i kero take la tren a Hongkong, mas i finde no la bilee kasirio, til a chino ki spik english sei mi ki la fronter is sto metre distant, e pro sto metre ai no tren. Oh, OK, i comprend, primer i shal cruza la fronter e den take la metro a la centro. I trai fone main amigo ki habita hir, ma la baterie de mai mobil is ler, so i ha ki find a publico telefon. Lo responde no, i lass a mesag in sei respondor, ma lo can no fone mi bak. I go to la citi, trai fone lo agenn, lo responde non agenn et i ha to find a hotelit. Na centro i finde rien, un tipo sende mi a Causeway Bay, der ai a shik pietone zona et i pensa no dat i va find a pension hir. I cuestiona la taxinis, mas ale lis is de continentale China e comprende non un única palabra de lo dat i sei. I suke durli dos ora na hotitee, de ti da noit a minoit, et end in un hotel pro rapid incontros. La rom ha file speclos, ma dat is non a problem, wail wenn i dorm i muss no look self.

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Bak to the Middle Kingdom – 5 Man Fuk

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Altho the distance from Shanghai to Shenzhen is almost the same as from Beijing to Shanghai, it takes 24 ours insted of 5. But pretty soon a bullet trane wil be going from Beijing to Guangzhou (Canton) – actualy Guangzhou, Shenzhen and Hongkong form a huge megalopolis of 50 million inhabbi tants. A ri ving in Shenzhen i want to take the trane to Hongkong, keep looking for de ticket counter and dont find enni, un til an english speeking chinese guy explanes to me that thare is no trane to Hongkong, becaus the border is 100 meeters from ware we stand, and thare ar no tranes for such a distance. Oh, OK, so i walk to the border, cross it, want to call my frend who livs heer, the battery of my mobile fone is empty and i hav to find a public tellefone. He doesnt answer, i can leev a message in his box but he cant call bak. So i take the subway trane and gou to de ci ti cen ter, ware i try to call my frend agen, but he doesnt answer agen and i hav to look for a place to stay. I dont find enny hotels and somebody sends me to the Causeway Bay. Thare it is a cheec pedestrian area and i dont find enny guesthouses either, i ask the taxi drivers but they ar all maneland chinese (i meen from China proper) and they dont un da stand a single word of wat i say. I look for a place from 10 PM to midnite, it is quite hot, and i end up in a transient hotel. The room is full of mirrors, but thats not a problem, since i dont hav to look at myself wen i’m sleeping.

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